Saturday, January 14, 2006

Nude Noodles?

Quick! Has anyone seen the 'sport' of eating sushi off the naked body of a woman? (Sometimes, rarely, a man.) There was a big stink about it when some Japanese businessmen did it with some Chinese women in China about a year ago. I was just wondering: Can anyone eat raamen off a naked body? Anyone ever try?

Conversely, why would you want to slurp raamen soup that's dribbling off someone's unwashed armpit? Or sweep in and suck up a noodle from a smelly toe - complete with toejam? (Well, there are a lot of sick puppies out there....)

Keep up the good work everyone!

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